the world's cheapest CMO ✦ always on, never sleeps

A full marketing team,
60% cheaper.

Shipping is easy now. Distribution is the war. Every niche is saturated, every feed is screaming. If you want an edge, you need a real operator behind your brand. Hire your own CMO and go take the top spot.

…takes 2 minutes. promise.

🔓 unlock your distribution

Designed by people who actuallyship to real audiences.

We spent years running distribution for indie founders, so we baked the playbook in. No 400 column dashboards like Ahrefs. Just the moves that actually grow you, done for you.

brandoye.app/your cmo

Tuesday, 9:14am

Morning Anya ✦ here's your week.

reach
+18%

48.2k

new followers
+9%

312

signups
+22%

47

Where you showed up

this week
Instagram6 posts
X / Twitter9 posts
LinkedIn3 posts
YouTube Shorts2 posts
Newsletter1 post

Today's plan

  • Post launch teaser on IG
  • Reply to 4 DMs (drafted)
  • Send Tuesday newsletter (3pm)
  • Tweet thread: 'why we built it'

heads up ✦

Your reels are popping. Want me to double down next week?

yes, do itnot yet

no 12 tabs. no PhD. just one screen that says: here's what's working.

✿ what your CMO does

Everything you wish someone had set up on day one.

No 14 dashboards. No "neural architecture." Just the handful of moves that actually move the needle when you're starting out.

your AI buddy

Hey, what should I post today?

Ask in plain English. Get a week of on brand posts, captions and hashtags, written like a human, not a bot.

give me a launch post for my candle shop 🕯️
on it ✦
"Three years of tinkering. One tiny kitchen. Meet our first collection. (we're a little nervous, in the best way.)"

rewrite, shorten, or "make it funnier"

set & forget

Plan a month in an afternoon.

Drop posts on a calendar, we'll publish them while you're busy actually building the thing.

this week ✦6 posts ready
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one inbox

Replies in one place.

Insta DMs, comments, emails, all stacked nicely. No more app juggling at 11pm.

friendly numbers

Wins, in plain English.

"You grew 12% this week 🎉" beats a 40-column spreadsheet, every time.

launch toolkit

Your first launch, handheld.

Step by step playbook, fill in the blank emails, a teaser post pack. We'll nudge you when it's time.

teaserlaunch dayfollow upthank yous

Founder friendly, not enterprise.

Built for the founder doing 9 jobs at once. (we see you.)

See it in action
🌱 hiring takes 2 minutes

From "ugh, marketing"to "oh, that was easy."

01takes ~90 seconds

Tell us about you.

Three quick questions. (No "what's your TAM" nonsense.)

02you can change everything

We sketch your brand.

Voice, vibe, colors, a starter content plan, ready to tweak.

03finally, weekends back

Hit publish. Breathe.

We post, reply, and report back in plain English. You go build.

that's it.really.
❤︎ from founders who hired their CMO

They were nervous too.
now they're not.

"

I am not a marketing person. I am a candle person. Brandoye let me stay a candle person and still post every day.

MR

Maya R.

founder, smallflame studio

★★★★★
"

Felt like a friend who happens to be really, really good at marketing was just… in my pocket.

DS

Dev S.

solo dev, kindly app

★★★★★
"

Got my first 100 customers in a month. I literally don't know what I would have written without it.

AK

Anya K.

founder, peachly tea co.

★★★★★

okay, deep breath.

Hire the world's cheapest
CMO today.

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we'll be right here. ✦