A full marketing team,
60% cheaper.
Shipping is easy now. Distribution is the war. Every niche is saturated, every feed is screaming. If you want an edge, you need a real operator behind your brand. Hire your own CMO and go take the top spot.
…takes 2 minutes. promise.
Designed by people who actually
ship to real audiences.
We spent years running distribution for indie founders, so we baked the playbook in. No 400 column dashboards like Ahrefs. Just the moves that actually grow you, done for you.
Tuesday, 9:14am
Morning Anya ✦ here's your week.
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- ✓Post launch teaser on IG
- ✓Reply to 4 DMs (drafted)
- Send Tuesday newsletter (3pm)
- Tweet thread: 'why we built it'
heads up ✦
Your reels are popping. Want me to double down next week?
no 12 tabs. no PhD. just one screen that says: here's what's working.
Everything you wish someone
had set up on day one.
No 14 dashboards. No "neural architecture." Just the handful of moves that actually move the needle when you're starting out.
Hey, what should I post today?
Ask in plain English. Get a week of on brand posts, captions and hashtags, written like a human, not a bot.
"Three years of tinkering. One tiny kitchen. Meet our first collection. (we're a little nervous, in the best way.)"
rewrite, shorten, or "make it funnier"
Plan a month in an afternoon.
Drop posts on a calendar, we'll publish them while you're busy actually building the thing.
Replies in one place.
Insta DMs, comments, emails, all stacked nicely. No more app juggling at 11pm.
Wins, in plain English.
"You grew 12% this week 🎉" beats a 40-column spreadsheet, every time.
Your first launch, handheld.
Step by step playbook, fill in the blank emails, a teaser post pack. We'll nudge you when it's time.
Founder friendly, not enterprise.
Built for the founder doing 9 jobs at once. (we see you.)
From "ugh, marketing"
to "oh, that was easy."
Tell us about you.
Three quick questions. (No "what's your TAM" nonsense.)
We sketch your brand.
Voice, vibe, colors, a starter content plan, ready to tweak.
Hit publish. Breathe.
We post, reply, and report back in plain English. You go build.
They were nervous too.
now they're not.
I am not a marketing person. I am a candle person. Brandoye let me stay a candle person and still post every day.
Maya R.
founder, smallflame studio
Felt like a friend who happens to be really, really good at marketing was just… in my pocket.
Dev S.
solo dev, kindly app
Got my first 100 customers in a month. I literally don't know what I would have written without it.
Anya K.
founder, peachly tea co.
okay, deep breath.
Hire the world's cheapest
CMO today.
we'll be right here. ✦